Remember Sakakibara's walking mecha suit for kids? Of course you don't, I posted it back in 2010, it's 2013 now, and you're not an elephant. I only BARELY remember it and I had to write the damn article. Anyways, now Sakakibara has a new mecha suit for kids featuring one grasping arm with what appears to be missile launchers surrounding it AND A BIOSHOCK BIG DADDY SPINNING DRILL ARM. Because that's what a child who's still developing their motor skills needs -- a deadly weapon attachment. You know there's a reason why they don't let kids drive cars till they're 16. I think it's to make it harder to run away from home.
Hit the jump for a brief video of the not very fun looking mecha in action.
Thanks to mchl, who agrees the day kids start wanting mecha suits for their birthdays instead of ponies is the day I don't want to live on this planet anymore. "It's already happened." THEN WE BLAST OFF TONIGHT.