These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing that, which one would you pick if you had to choose one to make out with? I choose smashing all my teeth out with that piece of cinderblock by Michelangelo's foot.
Thanks again to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he yelled, "Look out, Foot Clan!" then kicked all the turtles over on their backs so they couldn't get up.