Never Asleep: Eyelids Tattooed To Look Like Open Eyes

April 29, 2013


Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in college who had an eye that wouldn't close all the way when she slept and I had to ask her to sleep facing the wall so I wouldn't have nightmares. Unbelievably, she actually broke up with me for talking in my sleep. Hit it, Alanis! ♫ And isn't it ironic -- don't you think? ♫ I have no clue if it is or not but YOU OUGHTA KNOW I was hoping for 'Hand In My Pocket' instead.

Thanks to chichi, who's not particularly head over heels for eyelid tattoos. I'll stop now.

  • Bubbubsky

    I really don't understand why some people go crazy with ink like this dude. It just baffles me.

  • the antagonist

    The years have been hard on Zell Dincht.

  • crisimikiwiki

    ''The perpetrator then blinked

    two sets of eyelids.''

    You mean blinked with both eyes?

    "No, sir. He blinked one set,

    then a completely different set."

  • catallergy

    I would imagine that would be very helpful during jury duty.

  • Ed

    "Now the teacher will never know I'm sleeping in class! O wait I'm 40."

  • Anodos

    He should get contacts that look like closed eyes.

  • Darren

    Its asshats like this that give tattoos a bad name.

  • looks like sloth from goonies!

  • McfeelySmackup

    I wonder what the other partners at his law firm think about it.

    I mean, I'm assuming he has a lucrative white collar job...I doubt he works in a second hand record store or anything like that.

  • Anodos

    Because fuck him if he does

  • Jadis

    that's gotta look creepy when he blinks.

  • Gingerbread

    That haircut = Sloth in The Goonies

  • Heeeyyyyyyy Youuuu Guuuyyyyyyyyyysssssss!

  • Munky

    Dude who wrote the article says he made his GF face the other way so he wouldn't have nightmares...I wonder how that played out. lmfao!

  • At least they're well done. I wonder how much it hurt.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Strange, but really well done.

  • Xankar


  • Deksam

    straight out of the movie Strange Wilderness.

  • Closet Nerd

    one of the few funny parts of that movie
    .....just sayin

  • Deksam

    .....just agreeing, cause "attacks on bears by salmon is far less... that's got to be true right?"

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