Natural Assassins: Ninja Shaped Leaf Found In The Wild
This is the ninja-shaped leaf that Redditor freeaccount found out in the wild, along with an artist's rendition of what the ninja would look like in real life. Now before you go running off to the comments to leave a 'Wow, must be a slow news day', I want you to think about this: I will find you. I will hunt you down like an animal, and when I find you, oh boy -- when I find you. I'm gonna jump on your back AND RIDE YOU LIKE A HORSIE. I will call you Epona, and we'll go on many exciting adventures together.
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Thanks to my toxic friend Terry, who I'm officially abandoning as a life coach with the hope of a better tomorrow.