Mega Man Arm Blaster Pillow (Plus Bonus Helmet)
This is the $61 Mega Man arm cannon pillow and helmet being sold by E-Capcom. You just slip the pillow over your arm, put the helmet on so everybody knows you mean serious business, and NAP THE WORKDAY AWAY. My boss actually caught me napping at my desk on Monday and was like, "Don't let me catch you doing that again," and I was all, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME." Give me a break, I'd just woken up.
Thanks to Dax, who sleeps in his car during his lunch break and dreams about being anywhere but work.