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Lick This, Tootsie Roll Owl!: Dinosaur Eyeball Lollipops

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This is a line of creature/dinosaur eyeball lollipops from Etsy seller designerlollipop (of Eye of Sauron and galaxy lollipop fame). Six cotton candy flavored pops will set you back $13 and are the perfect thing to add to a Halloween punch bowl provided you can get them to float eyeball-side up and nobody accidentally chokes on one and tries to sue you and it's even more annoying because you purposefully didn't INVITE that dickbag to your party but he still managed to come as somebody's plus-one. Can you tell I'm speaking from experience? It sucks, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to settle this thing out of court with a ninja sword.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and yes there really is nothing else on the internet.

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Thanks to chichi, who knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop and that answer is zero if you take the wrapper off AND THEN SLAM IT DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK AS HARD AS YOU CAN. Screw that nasty chocolate flavor anyways, I only like the darker red ones.

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