Note: Larger version right HERE provided I didn't accidentally upload a picture of me peeing on a frenemy's car door handle like I did last time.
For all you steak lovers out there, here's an infographic showing all the different cuts of beef, their general cost, and suggested cooking methods. Study it good. That way the next time you're at a restaurant and your date orders some form of round steak, you can confidently say, "Solid choice, honey -- that particular cut comes from right around the cow's asshole."
Thanks to Tal, who agrees the best cut isn't from a cow at all, it's from a cake. Somebody red velvet me, pronto.