Are they supposed to be like, eating your feet, or are you STOMPING THEIR FACES? This is a pair of $30 dangling-eye zombie head slippers from Firebox. Their currently available for pre-order and are one-size-fits-most up to a men's 10.5. Which is a shame, because I'm a solid 12. And you know what they say about guys with big feet, don't you? They're generally taller. I'm 6'1" with the pecker of a child.
Thanks to Tallon, who wears shoes to bed because he was a Boy Scout and never lets his guard down.