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I Don't Even Have A Bike And I Want One: The Predator Motorcycle Helmet

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This is the Predator inspired motorcycle helmet from NLO MOTO. It costs $780. Now I know that may seem like a lot, but that's only because it is. My head isn't worth a quarter of that.

It's built on an actual motorcycle helmet so it's properly safety rated, but has been enhanced with a sculpted outer shell, a dreadlocks mullet, and even a tri-laser scope.


Optional add-ons include a carbon fiber outer shell, tiny metal spears on the ends of the dreadlocks, and even a hyper-realistic airbrushed finish.

Hey what are the dreads on a predator anyways? Is that just their hair? They don't have sex with them like those cats in Avatar right? I had to cover my eyes watching that smut.

Thanks to Brion, who agrees the coolest helmets are the ones worn by people being shot out of cannons.

There are Comments.
  • Did you guys bother to go to the NLO Moto website? It says it is NOT DOT certified and is for novelty use only. Wear this, with its severely limited field of vision, and you are just ASKING to go "full Busey." Not to mention the helmet is illegal to wear on a bike in many states. So $780 for a novelty when much more realistic Predator head pieces can be had for less? A fool and his money... other than this, love the site...

  • Kusuriya

    Dont know which site you were reading but it was obviously not the NLO site " since it’s based on a DOT/ECE22.05R certified integral helmet by HJC" --http://www.nlo-moto.ru/en/helm...
    Now would I want to wear it on a motorcycle with such a small FOV no. but FUD isnt needed,

  • Joshua Huff

    Can you call it a "bike" if you don't own one? I thought that was against some kind of code... Sweet helmet though!

  • Billy Rocka

    Wear it with a gimp suit.

  • hearsetrax

    LOL best helmet I've seen in a good spell
    as for the impairment of one's field of view I'd wonder by how much

  • As a biker I think this would impair your field of view having such a small eye opening but its neat looking if nothing else.

  • Brant_Alan

    It would impair other's view of you since I assume it makes you invisible as well.

  • Win. No more comments please, The internet has been won folks.

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