How To: Put On A Condom With A Slingshot Gun

April 8, 2013


Nice vibrator, bro.

This is a video of Jörg Sprave demonstrating the condom-applying slingshot he developed to collect the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's $100,000 reward for a concept that will encourage greater condom use. It's really something. You ever been hit in the balls by a piece of rubber flying at 100MPH? I have, except it was a kickball. Listen folks: the key to greater condom use is all about getting people to change their morning routine. You brush your teeth, comb your hair, and put on a condom. If you need to go to the bathroom during the day just cut a little hole in the end, PROBLEM SOLVED. My girlfriend's expecting BTW (I suspect it's God's baby).

Hit the jump for the video. I want one.

Thanks to Ben I., who agrees there's no better idea to encourage condom use than mashing a weapon against your pecker and pulling the trigger.

  • I hope it's all been well sanded.
    You wouldn't want to get a splinter.

  • Agreed. Wood should be used as a euphemism only.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • tarotdona

    I think this is a better product for the ladies. "Oh you didn't bring any protection, don't worry I got some... " *pulls out condom pistol* Be a great test to see how desperate he is.

  • JJtoob

    Be a great test to see how crazy she is too ;P

  • Mamahu

    "You simply cock the gun"...classic !

  • lordpikachu

    sex IS safer if your dick falls off

  • ODwanKenObi

    Or if it is shot off.

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    Next we will see an automated version of this gun in Porn industry for Gang bang matters

  • ODwanKenObi

    For a minute there I thought he won and bill gates was out of his mind. No sane man would want that anywhere near his peener.

  • Anodos

    I do......point taken.

  • You're coming home with me.

  • rjackparis

    Thats absolutely terrifying.

  • Closet Nerd

    Kind of brings this scene from Super Troopers to mind
    .....just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    Just thinking about it hurts my balls, and makes me nauseated!!!!
    .....just sayin

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