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Drink Like A Warrior: Leather & Chainmail Beer Koozie

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This is the leather and chainmail beer koozie crafted by DeviantARTist DougFungus. It's perfect for when you're at a party and somebody asks which beer is yours so you can say, "Take a guess -- but keep in mind I'm dressed like a knight, so that's a hint." Then, under your breath, "Dumbass." I actually went to a party over the weekend except nope, no I didn't, I was just trying to sound cool and holy shit that did not work out AT ALL.

Hit the jump for version 2.0 of the koozie.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who is quite possibly the worst buddy a person could ask for. And to The Persistent Tallon, who tried to argue this koozie is a little TOO manly and clearly needs to sign up for my 'Being A Manly Man' series of seminars. *chops down tree with bare hand*

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  • captaindash

    Nobody wants to chime in on the fact that this little, uh, koozie, will not perform 2 of it's 3 potential tasks? It will not keep your beverage chilly, it will not keep your hand from getting chilly, however you will look cool. Sorta. 1 outta 3 ain't bad.

  • GizmoDuck

    not to shabby

  • Dennis P

    OK, now, you see - I make chain maille myself, and I've wanted to put it on things like cans and whatnot, but I was never able to figure out how to get a consistent tension through the weave.

    THIS is brilliant. This gentleman is not only a skilled mailler, but a very talented leatherworker. My hat is off to him.

  • WhiteEagle2

    This needs to be a product. I can think of at least five people I would buy one for. assuming it was around no more than $15.

  • Superior_Joe

    I'm guessing all five of them wear assless chaps

  • Hmmm...

    I actually have leather and chainmail laying around...

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