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Blue, Blue, Red, GAH: Simon Memory Game Belt Buckle

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This is the custom Simon memory game belt buckle modded by if Industries. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, none of the ladies at the bar are gonna want to play with it. Your bros either. Personally, I think it should be rigged so it will only let you unbuckle the buckle if you successfully complete a stage of the game -- how cool would that be? "Warm." Like pissing your pants. Speaking of -- I'm on day six, no accidents. "What happened seven days ago?" I don't want to talk about it. "Come on." I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the thing lit up.

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Thanks to insignificant fish, who hopes to one day be a fish that everybody talks about. DREAM BIG, LITTLE FISH.

There are Comments.
  • Now I know what you're thinking, and no, none of the ladies at the bar are gonna want to play with it.

  • I hate Simon.

  • Dr Yup

    I should get this belt, it will protect my virginity

  • Closet Nerd

    Simon says, "TOUCH MY PENIS!"
    ....just sayin

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