Seen here as an exercise in awkward product shots, this is a soon-to-be released Dreamcast controller backpack from Sega's new brand SegaKawaii (literally 'Sega cute/adorable'). Now listen: Power Stone and Power Stone 2 were two of the best fighting games ever made and if anybody disagrees you can take it up WITH MY FISTS. You'll probably win, but I at least have to try -- it's an honor thing. The backpack comes out later this month for around $150, which, as far as backpacks go, is a little expensive. Still, it does have a see-through window where the memory card would go so people can see my little sister in there screaming to be let out. Dammit Becky, mom and dad didn't buy you a plane ticket -- do you want to go on vacation or not?
Hit the jump for a closeup in case you want to do your eye makeup like hers.
Thanks to Cameron, who, for two tips in one day, wins the opportunity to buy me lunch.