Another Day, Another Person Quits Their Job With A Cake
This is the cake that Chris Holmes used to resign from his job at the Stansted Airport so he could pursue his true passion -- making cakes. He has really nice penmanship (technically icing-bagmanship). Unlike Chris, when I quit a job I don't give my coworkers some tasty treat to remember me by. I only wanna give them two things: the finger, and diarrhea from all the laxatives I poured in the water cooler. That way, whenever they're sitting on the john doubled-over in pain, they will remember me. Not fondly mind you, but I'm okay with that.
Thanks to Chris H, Tony and DK, who quit jobs the old fashioned way: not showing up anymore. Classico!