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Walnut Chewbacca (If You Squint And Shake Your Head)

March 11, 2013 in cracking things, food, i know i know -- i suck i get it, i like cracking walnuts but pistachios are really where it's at, it's a nut -- i posted a f***ing nut -- somebody come finish me, regret, seeing things that aren't there, shame -- i feel it, squinting and shaking your head (will make you sick if you're been drinking), wow, wtf did i just do?

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This is a shot of the Chewbacca face Geekologie reader and drinker Blark saw after drunkenly cracking a walnut on a trip to England. Yes, it's that kind of news day. Personally, I think it looks more like Chewbacca wearing the top part of the Boushh bounty hunter mask that Princess Leia uses to gain access to Jabba's Palace undetected, but...Jesus, I can't believe I just wrote any of this.

Thanks to Blark, whose fault this is.

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There are Comments

  • FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max keeps waking up to the same day, until he works out the perfect way to spend the day, and ruins his own immortality.

  • Closet Nerd

    it looks like my wife
    ..... just sayin

  • The obvious question:
    Was it... chewy?

  • Closet Nerd

    I'm chewy
    ..... just sayin

  • Would you go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

  • Closet Nerd

    I would go well with whip cream and strawberries
    ..... just sayin

  • Fancy!

  • Jared D.

    Someone got high around a bowl of walnuts...there will be a jesus one next

  • flatspotting

    worst post of the year

  • yeah, no.

  • this is retarded.

  • Happy Chewbacca :))

  • Ralfone

    FAIL.

    wtf...a walnut? *drinks entire 5th of whiskey* OH's! Now I shee a Chewbackkka!

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