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Twitter Goes Wild Over A Shot Of A Dude Watching P0rn In The Office Building Across The Street

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So apparently Twitter went buck wild with this picture of a guy watching p0rn in his office after Australian user James P (aka PenguinShepard) posted it to his account. For the record, it's rude to watch another man watch p0rn unless he invited you to.

"The guy watching porn at work across the road is back," James tweeted, "doesn't realise our whole office can see him!"


"Bet the blinds are shut tomorrow lol," remarked one Twitter user. "I doubt it, he's been doing it for ages!" James replied.

"Yeah, he saw us all watching him towards the end of the day," James updated his followers yesterday. "We [gave] him a round of applause, he closed his screen down."

I'm not sure what's worse -- spending all day watching p0rn at work, or spending all day watching somebody else watch p0rn at work. I take that back, watching somebody else is definitely worse. Watching it yourself, that's like every man's dream job. Except mine, I want to help people.

Thanks to khz, who used to have a job where they clearly didn't monitor his internet usage because the links he would send me -- good lord.

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  • Ryan234

    You are a true master of the quill! This reading was the so absorbing!Write more and thank you!

  • ElementalSoldier

    We're reading about you reading about them watching someone else watch porn. Next.

  • Closet Nerd

    More importantly, why was porn on ONLY 1, and not BOTH of his monitors?!
    ......just sayin

  • Azariel_z

    So, is people crazy because he got caught? like none does that stuff...

  • Bob

    I've got a similar picture (but higher quality) from my office... a guy across the alley used to watch porn constantly. Would anyone be interested, and if so, how do I submit or send it in?

  • colin twigg

    Maybe he runs a porn website and is doing some 'admin' stuff?

  • Aw. It's sweet how you give him the benefit of the doubt.

  • JimmyThr

    I think it's worse to spend all day watching somebody watch someone else watch porn at work, aka what people at twitter did

  • that man is a hero!

  • Brant Alan

    Wait who just 'watches' porn? Shouldn't there be penis touching involved? Guy is a freak.

  • EmirSc

    the real question here is.. what porn site was he watching?

  • Lol the correct response to applause is a bow or at least a little head nod.

  • He should have looked them all in the eyes, and finished..l like a boss haha

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