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So It's Come To This: Beer Pong Arcade Machines

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Because drinking beer is actually the least fun thing about beer pong, arcade manufacturer Bay Tek Games is releasing Beer Pong Master, a beer pong arcade game with zero alcohol. So...it's not really beer pong is it? It's just pong. Jk jk, just a waste of a dollar.

Normal beer pong mechanics are in play here, but you have a set amount of time (our machine was registered at 60-second games) to sink as many balls in the still-lit cups as possible. All 10 cups begin completely lit at the start of the timer, and once your first ball connects to the rim of any cup, the clock begins winding down until you've sunk a ball in every cup and dimmed all the lights, or 60 seconds has passed, whichever comes first

Man, this kind of makes me want to go play carnival games. Yeah, and I'm gonna win a big prize -- none of those small or medium stuffed animals for me. I'm gonna be the guy carrying the GIANT BEAR. Fun fact: did you know that nobody ever actually wins the big stuffed animals at amusement parks and the people you see walking around with them are just employees paid to do that? Well that's true and don't even try to say you've won one or know somebody who has because that makes you a dirty liar.

Hit the jump for a video of the game being played.

Thanks to PYY, who plays vodka-drink pong because it just feels right.

There are Comments.
  • Kristin.B

    True nobody wins the big carnival toys, but all you have to do is win a set amount of small ones and trade em in for the bigger prizes.

  • Mike Smith

    Of course the hipster in the picture can't take off his backpack to play.

  • Brant_Alan

    All the fun of Beer Pong without the hassle of getting drunk and having friends!

  • Austin

    would be better if the cups somehow disappeared =/

  • Sergeant_Poop

    Everything is better with magic.

  • lawrence

    except David Copperfield

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