This is a video of some guy in Argentina trying to protect his car from hail damage by breast-stroking around on top of it. At some point a friend comes out with a rug to help but quickly realizes his buddy is a moron and retreats back inside for some hot cocoa and to troll for new friends on Facebook. Of course we're only assuming this guy is trying to protect his car from hail damage, he could just be on drugs and having the time of his life swimming on a stranger's car.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Darren, who protects his car from hail the medieval way: having the castle's wizard cast a force field over it.