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Sadness: Brazilian Company Auctioning Off Their First 'Real-Life' Sex Doll's Virginity

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Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st, but bidding is already in excess of $100,000 *spitting coffee* and was created to help promote the country's first sex-doll convention *spitting even more coffee*.

The price sounds daunting, but it's full-faceted package. It includes a night stay in a swanky São Paulo hotel, a special dinner delivered by candlelight, an aromatic bath doused in rose petals, flights, and "special lingerie" that the site clarifies is her gift.


Oh, and a digital camera to document your experience and be the pride of your family.

I'm just gonna say it: if you ever catch yourself taking a picture of you having sex with ANYTHING that isn't another, real person, congratulations -- that's what rock-bottom feels like. Apparently Valentina's primary feature is supposed to be her realistic feeling skin, so I don't even think she can talk to tell you how big your wiener is or anything. It just boggles my mind to know there are people (sad dudes) out there willing to drop a ton of money to be the first person to bang a piece of molded rubber. Also, just out of curiosity, how much to be the second person to have sex with her?

Thanks to Fiona and Matt E, who wanted to know what happens if the first person doesn't use all of her "features". Could they re-auction just the butt virginity?

There are Comments.
  • Can I just take my hundred grand, go get myself the 4 hottest college babes with big teetas and bouncing bubble buts I can find, bang the living crap out of them or go raw trying. And then bank the other 90k. Or possibly do 90k of coke off their teetas.

  • chris

    NUKE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Also disturbing: GW just called the doll "her" and not "it"...

  • Brant_Alan

    Lars is gonna be pissed.

  • Closet Nerd

    Can you get an optional merkin too?
    .......just sayin

  • Daisy Daisyington

    FAKE!!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down, where Max was reading a book that pissed him off and he threw it out the window, and ranted about it to his parents.

  • Brant_Alan

    If this is the real Daisy (which I doubt) then post the story that got this whole FAKE thing started. I know the article and can link to it if you don't.

  • Luka Mlinar

    Missed you :D

  • Closet Nerd

    "It's so good when it touches your lips!" ~Frank the Tank
    ......just sayin

  • m1k4

    I guess some poor people would wait for a secondhand doll

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