Sadness: Brazilian Company Auctioning Off Their First 'Real-Life' Sex Doll's Virginity
Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st, but bidding is already in excess of $100,000 *spitting coffee* and was created to help promote the country's first sex-doll convention *spitting even more coffee*.
The price sounds daunting, but it's full-faceted package. It includes a night stay in a swanky São Paulo hotel, a special dinner delivered by candlelight, an aromatic bath doused in rose petals, flights, and "special lingerie" that the site clarifies is her gift.
Oh, and a digital camera to document your experience and be the pride of your family.
I'm just gonna say it: if you ever catch yourself taking a picture of you having sex with ANYTHING that isn't another, real person, congratulations -- that's what rock-bottom feels like. Apparently Valentina's primary feature is supposed to be her realistic feeling skin, so I don't even think she can talk to tell you how big your wiener is or anything. It just boggles my mind to know there are people (sad dudes) out there willing to drop a ton of money to be the first person to bang a piece of molded rubber. Also, just out of curiosity, how much to be the second person to have sex with her?
Thanks to Fiona and Matt E, who wanted to know what happens if the first person doesn't use all of her "features". Could they re-auction just the butt virginity?
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