These are two NES cartridge pillows from ThinkGeek. Except they're not actually licensed by Nintendo, which is why they're calling them Retro Video Game Cartridge Pillows and feature games like Unicorn's Revenge and Lava Jump instead of Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda. Call me when they actually make some from real games. Actually, don't call -- just text. Scratch that, I don't want to give my number. How about you just send me a tip? Yeah, just send a tip and maybe throw a compliment in there too. Something like, "Damn GW, you're dreamy as hell -- here's a Zelda pillow to rest that angelic-ass head of yours." Really anything but the "Hey dick for brains" tips that I've been getting lately. I have feelings you know. If I touch the stove will it not burn? Well not until they turn my electricity back on, but you get the point.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots including a guy blowing into the end of one LOLOLOL.
Thanks to God Emperor Tallon, who fell asleep on a pillow made from real vintage NES cartridges and woke up with a stiff neck and a penis drawn on his forehead (that's what you get for calling yourself God Emperor).