The 1989 NES classic DuckTales is getting a high-definition makeover and re-release, with 30% more content than the original game. Did you know DuckTales was released in Japan as 'Wanpaku Dakku Yume Bōken'? Literally: Naughty Ducks Dream Adventures. Because I don't want to know anything about some naughty duck's dream adventures. Although I bet they involve getting pieces of bread thrown at them all day and banging swans. "Swans aren't even ducks." Right? Ducks are sick. One even nipped my buttcheek when I was a kid because I wasn't throwing bread fast enough. Child ass-biters -- that's what ducks are.
Hit the jump for a teaser video but skip past a minute for actual game footage and karaoke sing-along.
Thanks to Martar, killahertz, Robin and ace, all of which where afraid to use their own names except Robin. She's not ashamed to read Geekologie.