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Man Born With No Peen Getting One Made From His Arm

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Seen here with a sadness in his eyes that can only come from being born penisless, 39-year old security guard Andrew Wardle is hoping for a new lease on sex life thanks to an operation that will build him a penis FROM HIS ARM. How convincing it'll look remains to be seen, but I'm curious.

[Andrew] was born with an ectopic bladder, meaning it formed on the outside of his body. He had testicles but not a penis and, while he had a successful operation as a child to move his bladder to where it should be, his lack of manhood remained.


Surgeons will use a large flap of skin with its blood vessels and nerves and fold it into a tube before grafting it into the pubic area.


After healing, Mr Wardle will be fitted with a pump-operated implant to make passing urine - and sex - possible.

'I never thought this day would come and I still can't believe it is possible for me to actually have a fully functioning penis. If it's a success, I can finally start living like a normal man.

'Things like having sex and starting a family, something which so many people take for granted, could actually become a possibility.'

It might not be giant (even though it totally is), but I'm happy I was born with what I've got. Of course, if I did happen to be born sans peen, I'd definitely be with Andrew wanting one made out of my arm. The WHOLE arm. Plus I bet elbow skin would make some killer balls.

Thanks to Thac0, who was born so well endowed he could have probably donated Andrew enough to make a superhero sized pecker.

There are Comments.
  • TheDoc

    This is not a groundbreaking operation. How do you think transsexuals get a penis? (of course i mean female to male transsexuals) This has been done for years and the results are ok, but will never be like a real penis (especially if he doesn't have the necessary nerve connections. The most he would get is skin sensation from the arm and/or the arm-nerve. Also those pumps are very faulty and get broken often. Not to mention the life-long threat of stenosis). If this guy is expecting a normal sex life (or a normal life whatsoever), he'll probably be very disappointed (not to mention that scar on the arm, it is painful and looks like a burn). I guess it is better than nothing, but it seems his hopes are set too high.

  • Andrew Keys Martin

    "After healing, Mr Wardle will be fitted with a pump-operated implant to make passing urine - and sex - possible."

    How does one pass sex??

  • What do you tell people when they ask why you have a scar on your arm?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    So they can make a penis basically from scratch, but they can't make an existing one bigger? Shenanigans!!

  • Brant_Alan

    They can it just looks disgusting and gargantuan like all plastic surgery does.

  • Gummi_B3ar

    If erection last longer then 4 hours open the release valve allowing the erection to go down...

  • Logan

    Damn, he hasn't even got the starting point of a clitoris pumped up with testosterone like transmen have :C That at least affords sexual arousal. Poor dude.

  • "Things like having sex.... people take for granted..."

    Celebrities aside, I doubt any man that's ever taken the fuck truck to pound town has taken it for granted. Just sayin'.

  • Closet Nerd

    that sounds like something a virgin would say
    .....just sayin

  • Superior_Joe

    This must be the origin of the "just sayin" guy. Makes sense to me.

  • Closet Nerd

    I don't think so. Remember when you saw your mom walking with a limp the other day?
    .......just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I had a similar situation..... they had to create my arm FROM my penis

    ......just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I submitted this story too, but got no props [wipes tear from eye]
    ......just sayin

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