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Like A Punching Bag For Bears: A Hammock/Tent Hybrid

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This is the Lawson Blue Ridge Camping Hammock. It's a hammock and a tent COMBINED. It's perfect for when you *eying picture* want to read the bible before playing your funny little guitar on the beach? I have no clue. I do know I love hammocks though. I actually slept in one in college my freshman year. Do you have any idea how much sex I had in that thing? Absolutely none. I'm not sure if it was the hammock or all the LEGO blocks strewn across my dorm room floor but the chicks were NOT having it. For whatever reason every guy friend that came over wanted to lay in it though and I was all, "Fine, but I get to be the big spoon" and then they would say, "I meant alone" and I'd be like, "Right, I knew that."

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best things about camping are s'mores and boning your lover in the great outdoors pretending you're cavepeople who just brought down a wooly mammoth and are celebrating not starving for the next two months.

There are Comments.
  • Random

    Actually, that'd be sweet for keeping bugs away

  • Sammie Avery Thompkins

    I laughed way too hard at your analysis of what the guy was doing lol. Love it.

  • MacD

    Fucking Hippie! Get a job and a real guitar you douche-bag!

  • bigg_brother

    Fucking joke repeater

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