Because I used to have a poster of a Countach (plus a Cindy Crawford one) on my wall like every other boy who grew up in the 80's, this is Lamborghini's recently unveiled Veneno, it's fastest and most powerful car to date. The Batmobile-looking land rocket is powered by a 750-horsepower V-12, does 0-60 in 2.8-seconds, costs $3.9-million, and they're only making four of them. And *jumps out of a cake* SURPRISE -- they've already all been spoken for. Just probably not by anybody I know.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of the dammit, I need richer and more powerful friends. Oh -- and some uglier ones too so I don't look so bad by comparison at the bar.
Thanks to C-Nasty, who's so nasty he once wiped a booger on the leather seat of a McLaren.
The guy on the far left: he's filming the scantily-clad car models.
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