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It's Come To This: Blanket With A Screen Cleaning Edge

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Seen here looking straight out of a Skymall catalog, this is the $32 BB Tech Screen Cleaning Throw blanket. It's a blanket with a microfiber edge on one side for wiping gadget screens because, you know, this is the world we live in. You laugh now, but your parents just ordered a bunch for you and the rest of your siblings for Christmas. They come in two colors: smoke and Cuban sand. Me? I prefer Puerto Rican sand. I also prefer spit-shining all my gadget screens which might explain why most of them have stopped working. If you shake my phone hard enough liquid comes out.

Thanks to Bethany, who works for the company and I'm really hoping takes my suggestion to make a moderately priced cloak of invisibility blanket.

There are Comments.
  • Closet Nerd

    i would use it to jack off while watching tranny porn
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I LOVE your tranny porn! How many movies have you made so far?
    I only have 14 of your movies.
    ..... just sayin

  • Brant_Alan

    word of advice, you might want to just stop egging him (or her) on.

  • Closet Nerd

    NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ........just sayin

  • Bethany here! Thanks so much for the feature. I have it on good authority that the cloak of invisibility is in product development. One major glitch, the samples keep disappearing...

  • I initially thought this article was going to be about some sort of extendy straw

  • Brant_Alan

    Her iPad won't start unless she passes a breathalyzer first.
    tweets too many personal stuff when she's a tad saucy.

  • Closet Nerd

    I just use the DNA saturated sock from under my bed
    ...... just sayin

  • Ugh. How can you even read Geekologie articles?

  • Closet Nerd

    Why do you think my sock is saturated with spunk?
    ..... just sayin

  • i'm in ur room stealing ur wifi

  • Closet Nerd

    If you're stealing something from my room, you're gonna want to wash your hands when you are done ......just sayin

  • Why? ◕ ◡ ◕

  • Closet Nerd

    I don't consider that to be "finger lickin good"
    ..... just sayin

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