It's Come To This: Blanket With A Screen Cleaning Edge
Seen here looking straight out of a Skymall catalog, this is the $32 BB Tech Screen Cleaning Throw blanket. It's a blanket with a microfiber edge on one side for wiping gadget screens because, you know, this is the world we live in. You laugh now, but your parents just ordered a bunch for you and the rest of your siblings for Christmas. They come in two colors: smoke and Cuban sand. Me? I prefer Puerto Rican sand. I also prefer spit-shining all my gadget screens which might explain why most of them have stopped working. If you shake my phone hard enough liquid comes out.
Thanks to Bethany, who works for the company and I'm really hoping takes my suggestion to make a moderately priced cloak of invisibility blanket.