Insane Stick-Balancing Trick On Japan's Got Talent

The video isn't actually from Japan's Got Talent (I'm not even sure if that exists and I'm not gonna Google it to find out), it's from a show called KAMIWAZA. Does anybody else think those sticks look like dinosaur bones? RAWR! I'm pretending to have little t-rex arms right now if you can't see. Per questionable Google translation:

Japan file named "KAMIWAZA ~ of God 芸 2013, program, eventually winning contestant won a prize.Are with a in the the in the program the name of the In a "the God" word, and this the winner of able to does not to God Mody! 13 leaf stems firmly ride in one - since? Maybe we have yet to fathom the wonders of this, but it was a magical picture shocked to. In the process, the audience quiet to hear the players breathing very clear, the audience did not dare to give any sound, fear of affecting the players.

Okay that didn't make a lot of sense, but I'm going to be honest -- most TV these days doesn't. Do you know how many times I've begged a network to give me my own show? They always say the exact same thing: "How did you get in here? We're calling the police."

Hit the jump for the video, but feel free to skip around because it's long and ain't nobody got time for that.

Thanks to Brandon, who agrees they should have had a judge inspect those sticks for any kind of magical enchantments before calling him the winner.

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