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Illustrated Guide To Star Wars Character Relationships

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This is a basic graphic depicting the different kind of relationships between the major characters in the Star Wars franchise created by Joe Stone. I like how there's a special note of 'inappropriate kissing' between Luke and Leia. Because listen: it's not inappropriate if you don't KNOW she's your sister. She was a hot chick and they were attracted to each other. Now if you continue kissing AFTER you know she's your sister, well, that's a whole different story. One nobody should read or listen to on their iPod.

Thanks to PYY, who remembers a lot more of the characters having eyes and noses and mouths.

There are Comments.
  • The line between Vader and his abused spouse is supposed to be light blue, not dark... no wonder their kids kiss...

  • Chris

    This works out pretty well if you imagine it's a genealogy tree. Weird shit going on...

  • Truk

    I hope one day the internet evolves to quit shitting out all these lame SW, Zelda and Mario posters, especially this minimalist crap.

    I like those characters and their stories, but this junk is just a waste of everybody's time at this point.

  • Rurt Beynolds

    Stormtroopers weren't clones for long according to the lore, since the whole "order 66" debacle showed how much a brain melt/security risk they are... the Empire started to recruit like any other army...so the troopers in episode IV, V, VI aren't cloned based troopers.../and yes, I'm nerd enought to be in the 501st

  • NutSpark

    So Luke, Chewie, Lando, Artoo, and Threepio weren't part of a significant battle with Jabba?

    The Ewoks weren't a significant part of the Battle of Endor against the Imperial Troops?

    Biggs, Wedge, Nein Numb, Lando and Artoo didn't have any significant battles with the Imperials either, so I guess the two assaults resulting in the destruction of the Death Stars didn't happen, nor the Battle of Hoth.

    I'm sure I could go on

  • boogabooga

    r2d2 to c3po not romantic?

  • Guest

    If Darth Maul is here with his brother no less then where the hell is Asajj Ventress? Keep in mind Ahsoka Tano is here so u can't say that it's just the Film characters.

  • Kenlin Bros

    Isn't she right next to General Grievous?

  • GreyGanado

    Murdering people makes them part of my family? Interesting.

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