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I Want To Go: Professor X/Captain Picard To Marry Long Time Girlfriend, Magneto/Gandalf To Officiate Wedding

March 20, 2013 / beautiful, captain picard, characters, congratulations, count me in (even if i'm not invited), gandalf, good lookin', i uh haven't got my invite yet that's weird right?, joyous occassions, magneto, real people, relationships, sounds like fun, star trek, we're going to the chapel and we're gonnaaaaa get married, x-men, you and i till the day we die

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So Patrick Stewart is going to marry his jazz singing fiance Sunny Ozell and have long time friend/costar Ian McKellen officiate the ceremony. I doubt it'lll be a cosplay wedding, but you never know. I at least want to come to the reception, even as a busboy.

McKellen confirmed the news on the British program the Jonathan Ross Show, according to The Hollywood Reporter. He explained to Ross that in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, for a one-time fee of $25, a relative or family friend may perform a wedding ceremony. And, McKellen told Ross, the Stewart-Ozell nuptials won't be his first time officiating such a joyous event. "I don't know," McKellen said. "But in Massachusetts, in the middle of America somewhere, you get a friend along, and I read out the words, and Sunny and Patrick will then be married. ... I've done it once before with two guys having a civil partnership. I was crying my eyes out."

Man, now I want Gandalf to officiate my wedding. Actually he would sort of have to, because it's gonna take some serious magic to trick any girl into marrying this. I realize now I'm not the catch my mom always used to tell me I was in high school. Oh -- she's making a run for it. Quick Gandalf, blast her with a cold feet reversal.

Thanks to Brandy, who's really hoping they work some of their movie quotes into the ceremony.

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There are Comments
  • me.vicky

    I read this as "Professor X/Captain Picard to marry long-time girlfriend Magneto/Gandalf."

    I was confused, then aroused, then confused.

  • Let's hope he really will be going "where no man has [been] before".

  • NutSpark

    Now we just need Christopher Lee as best man and Ray Park as ring bearer and we can take it to full circle X-Men/Star Trek/LOTR/Star Wars ultimate nerdgasm.

  • asdfadsfadfs

    wah? massachusetts is NOT "in the middle of america somewhere"/ its right on the coast! and england criticizes our geography knowledge of places we don't live. pffft

  • Youareadumbass

    He's taking the piss, you dumbass.

  • BrianRommel

    The title works better if you leave out Captain Picard and Gandalf.

  • Louis

    uh, boyfriend

  • dougfunnay

    no girlfriend read more than the headline before commenting next time turd noggin

  • Closet Nerd

    GW,

    I realize now I'm not the catch my Uncle Chuck always used to tell me I was in high school.
    I figure that my mouth just isn't as "pretty" & "little" as he used to always say it was.
    .......just sayin

  • Joel Lamm

    Before reading this, i looked at the picture and thought that they were getting married to each other.

  • asdfadsfadfs

    yep. and then I got to the part about a homo male male civil partnership and scrolled back up to see if it really was afterall...

  • JOe SCHMOE

    I thought the same thing. Two awesome actors

  • Same Here, i was like, Gandalf is Gay, but i didnt knew about Picard... D:

  • Elak Swindell

    Yeah, I never knew, and really didn't want to, that Patrick was gay. Always thought he was a straight guy, though after seeing some of his flubbed reactions in the season two outtake reel of Star Trek: The Next Generation, I can see it now. Still would have preferred him being straight. Already knew Ian was gay, though he definitely doesn't act it, which is good.

  • I've done it once before with two guys having a civil partnership. I was crying my eyes out. ... http://www.Enjoytowork72dollar...

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