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I Would Still Drink It: Hoptimus Prime Seasonal Beer

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This is the Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer from Robinson Brewery. It has absolutely nothing to do with Transformers except the punny name and a blurb about how the flavor transforms as all the ingredients combine. I wish I'd known that before buying a case of the stuff hoping to grow wheels for feet.

Brewed using only British hops and barley malts this beer exhibits a rich array of malt and traditional fruity hop flavours, complemented by a crisp dry finish. The unique flavour of Hoptimus Prime transforms as each individual ingredient combines to satisfy all of your hoppy needs.

Don't the flavor of every beer transform as the ingredients combine? I get it -- it's just a clever name and I shouldn't be so mad except I JUST DRANK A CASE OF THE STUFF AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM WHEN I'VE BEEN DRINKING. "All lovey dovey and playful?" I'm gonna get your nose! "Stop it." Coochie choochie coo!

Thanks to Travis, who agrees real wannabe Transformers only drink premium gasoline.

There are Comments.
  • Lord Farquaad

    Shrek is Dreck

  • We should all take a lesson from Optimus Prime and never drink and transform.

  • abv 4.8%? lame for a craft ale
    might as well drink water, coors, bud, or miller

  • A classy lady such as myself drinks Optimus PatrĂ³n.

  • Andrew St. Andrew

    I piss higher than 4.1%

  • WardJ

    There are a lot of beers by this name. The most popular/widely available being this: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/r...

  • Brewed using only British hops and barley malts this beer exhibits a rich array of malt and traditional fruity hop flavours, complemented by a crisp dry finish.... http://www.Makingover68dollare...

  • V_Ferg

    Yeah this stuff is great. Its been around for several years now as well. Get it if you can, you will be pretty happy if you like IPA's.

  • Doctor C

    It actually is a delicious beer, and tastes way better then Haterade.

  • Closet Nerd

    I bet It'll sell big in China, especially to this idiot
    ......just sayin

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