Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Guy Guides Smoke Ring Around A Beer Bottle By Hand

smoke-ring-beer-bottle-trick.jpg

This is a video of some guy sending a smoke ring he just blew around a beer bottle by guiding it with his hand. Impressive magic skills bro, but you do know Gandalf is a real wizard and can't get cancer, right?

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to khz, who used to smoke but doesn't anymore and said his boners are getting stronger by the day (true story).

There are Comments.
  • Billy Rocka

    Smoke Weed Everyday, It keeps the Dr away.

  • Genth

    Hahaha God bless the internet... Hey guys did you know that people die? I know right, HUMAN people die. The most super awesome species and lets face it, the reason the universe exists and we all fucking die??? Somethings gotta be done about this. STOP smoking, drinking, doing drugs, having fun, Eating anything, touching anything, breathing anything, Be sure to wear an anti radiation suit at all times AND STILL DIE OF CANCER or some equally rubbish disease! Pretty cool trick but seriously grow up.. We need to act now so make those babies cut down those trees, burn some fuel, solve this "death" problem and lets get crowded. WEEEEW HEALTH!

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I'd like to point out that this whole thing sparked because I said a sentence-long joke, and everyone got all defensive over it.

  • Closet Nerd

    honestly, anyone defending smoking is a dumbass anyways
    ..... just sayin

  • Nice trick. Hopes he gets to impress many ladies with it ;)

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Let's see if he can guide the cancer out of his body by hand as well

  • $18922249

    I don't smoke, but...

    If someone eats a cheeseburger from a fast food place, or eats a KFC pot pie (which has 17g of trans fats), or jumps from a perfectly fine aircraft, or drinks excessively... you people are nowhere to be found. We all get it. Smoking is bad for you. It gives you cancer. But so does plastic in microwaves, petrol products, household cleaning chemicals, pesticides, etc... . Hell, most meat gives you heart disease of one stripe or another. You people use smoking as this high fucking horse to get on, every time it is mentioned, ever. It's obnoxious.

    So if you are going to crusade against people minding their own fucking business, do it equally and on all fronts of health and wellness. Or don't, I don't care. Just don't be a twat about this one thing.

    Down votes incoming, but that's fine... It needed to be said.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    So? If you know that it's bad for you, then don't smoke it. All of the situations you mentioned, if used/eaten/etc correctly won't have adverse health effects.

    Smokers sure love their strawman arguments. Enjoy the cancer which could have easily been avoided by not smoking.

  • dougfunnay

    enjoy your colon cancer which could have been easily avoided by not shoving random objects you find on the street up your booty......
    seriously though you turned a post about a cool trick into your personal crusade against smokers....good for you!

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Cry more

  • John Lee

    I think the complaint is that smoke passes to people second-hand, whereas the other ones you listed aren't as easy to pass on. Unless you're a fetus or something, you aren't going to be eating KFC pot pie second-hand or drinking second-hand. The choice to smoke directly affects people around you rather than indirectly.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Second-hand smoke effects are minimal, if any. There's very little evidence supporting it's existence.

    My "complaint" as you decided to label it, is that smokers are jokers, and WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS (well, a little bit).

  • Seth Timmons

    Not to rain on the misinformation-parade, but according to science you are wrong.

    My condolensces for your loss of the debate.

    I present the following evidence against your unfounded claim:

    U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The Health Consequences of Involuntary Exposure to Tobacco Smoke: A Report of the Surgeon General. Atlanta: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Coordinating Center for Health Promotion, National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion, Office on Smoking and Health, 2006

    U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. A Report of the Surgeon General: How Tobacco Smoke Causes Disease: What It Means to You. Atlanta: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion, Office on Smoking and Health, 2010

    Institute of Medicine. Secondhand Smoke Exposure and Cardiovascular Effects: Making Sense of the Evidence (PDF–707.47 KB). Washington: National Academy of Sciences, Institute of Medicine, 2009

    Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Smoking-Attributable Mortality, Years of Potential Life Lost, and Productivity Losses—United States, 2000–2004. Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report 2008;57(45):1226–8

    American Cancer Society. Cancer Facts and Figures 2009 . (PDF–1.7 MB) Atlanta: American Cancer Society, 2009

    American Academy of Pediatrics, Task Force on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. The Changing Concept of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome: Diagnostic Coding Shifts; Controversies Regarding the Sleeping Environment; and New Variables to Consider in Reducing Risk. Pediatrics 2005;116(5):1245–55

    U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The Health Consequences of Smoking: A Report of the Surgeon General. Atlanta: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion, Office on Smoking and Health, 2004

    National Institutes of Health. Safe Sleep for Your Baby: Ten Ways to Reduce the Risk of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) . Rockville (MD): National Institutes of Health, National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, 2003

    U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The Health Consequences of Involuntary Exposure to Tobacco Smoke: A Report
    of the Surgeon General: Secondhand Smoke: What It Means To You. .
    (PDF–11.05 MB) Atlanta: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion, Office on Smoking and Health, 2006

    Note: Sources Gathered from CDC website here:
    http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/dat...

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Okay, so I was misinformed.

    How does providing evidence of secondhand smoke ruin my argument, when my view is "smoking is gross lol"? Surely it just adds to my argument.

    Flippin' moron. Thanks for making my argument against smoking stronger than I previously thought it was, you sure showed me!

  • Jermain Palmen

    I'll try to remember that the next time some a-hole fills the room with that crap, or in the case of those cigar suckers, smoke one of those in a 5 block radius. Even if there aren't any effects, which I highly doubt, those things can't be good for anyone, first-had =or= second-hand.

    Personally, I don't care if someone smokes or not, that's their business, but try to keep it to yourself for crying out loud.

    But let's face it, most smokers don't care about that, now do they? They're just puffing that carcinogenic crap everywhere they goddamn please, as long as the police don't say anything about it....

  • Matthew Little

    I don't know anyone who smokes wherever they god damn please because it's illegal to smoke anyone within a 20 foot radius of entryways, and in buildings you don't own. (aside from certain bars/Dennys). You're way too sensitive.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Smokers love MUH FREEDOMS argument, both my parents smoke so I've grown up with it. I have a lot of experience in the matter.

    What they don't understand is cigarette smoke fucking stinks. It REALLY stinks. We don't "hate on smokers" because HIGH HORSES ARGLBARGLBARHFD, we "hate on smokers" because the activity they partake in smells awful, and they have the nerve to get up in your face about it when they're called out on it. Ridiculous stuff. That's how I feel, anyway.

    You wouldn't tolerate a guy who constantly farts in the booth or airplane seat beside you, so why would you want to tolerate someone who smokes in the same situation?

  • Matthew Little

    I would tolerate someone who farts in an airplane, because I'm not going to expect him to hold it for our 4 hour flight.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    You must have a really loose butthole, then.

  • Matthew Little

    I just noticed I can see people replying to my stuff.
    No, it can just be uncomfortable to hold in gas as it builds up. To the intestines. It's not an issue of being able to hold it.

blog comments powered by Disqus