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Solid Bros: Guy Lets Buddy Test Taser Sword On Him

March 5, 2013 / accidentally stabbing yourself, does your mom know you're doing this? because i can't imagine she'd be happy knowing what you're doing -- you know what? i'm gonna call her, not gonna lie i did three-quarters expect to see an unintentional murder, shocking, swords, what could go wrong?, woopsie, zippity zap

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Remember that 8.8 Million Volt Shock Mod Ninja Sword built by Youtuber GreekGadgetGuru? Well fellow Youtuber jonathanj9969 built a similar one, and this is a video of him taking one for the team and getting blasted with the thing. First he takes a shock to the stomach, then he holds a sword in each hand and touches the blade on both sides to create a closed circuit. That's when he feels the full effect. Amazingly, he didn't fall on one of his own swords and turn this video into a REAL Youtube hit. He was close though, I could tell. YOU HAVE TO WANT IT.

Hit the jump for two videos: the actual shocking, and another of dude just showing the sword off.

Thanks to Kevin and Matt C, who have both brought swords to gunfights and walked away unscathed.

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  • agatha

    Egh.. Does this guy still live?

  • Azariel_z

    cardiac arrest imminent..

  • JimmyThr

    Weapon enchanting level = science

  • Idiots. Nice way to stop your heart. Have fun explaining that to his parents.

  • A taser AND blade in one?

    You're after my own heart.

  • Scrappy McDoogan

    This is obviously fake, and if you are fooled by it, you are a rube.

  • JJtoob

    Applied science!

  • Camerawoman doesn't get her hands dirty. Just watches and laughs.

  • "Try to hold the swords there longer, otherwise it's not believable."
    Because people making bad decisions is more believable.

  • Paul Bleemstra

    Playing with lethal amounts of electricity is always a good idea.

  • I'm pretty sure this is how Spiderman's villains are created.
    (I would say Batman, but his villains are far more intelligent.)

  • cabbo

    It's the current that kills.

    Mythbusters did it.

  • jimmy

    Pretty sure it was a proven fact before Mythbusters did it.

  • cabbo

    And thus a joke is born.

  • McfeelySmackup

    You know WHY it hurts 10x as much as shocking across 1/2" of your stomach? Because you're running 8 million volts through your HEART.

    This one is not long for this world.

  • Wonfis

    It's 8 million volts across his skin, not his heart, which is why he's not dead. Just a few volts would be enough if he'd made electrical contact with his blood.

  • McfeelySmackup

    Let me know how that theory works out for you.

  • McfeelySmackup

    Also would like to point out that apparently 99% of the world has no idea what a Taser is. Hint: It doesn't mean "thing that shocks you"

  • balashi

    Surprisingly, the apartment looks to be a total wreck.

  • In the deleted scene he must've passed out and convulsed against the closet door.

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