This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey Animal Coalition, a no-kill animal shelter. So that's good. No word if Chad sculpted his privates to match, but my Spidey senses are tingling towards a Venom theme.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who grows a full lumberjack beard in the winter and looks like a genuine creeper.