Damn Yeah You Did: An Amazing Spider Man Beard
This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey Animal Coalition, a no-kill animal shelter. So that's good. No word if Chad sculpted his privates to match, but my Spidey senses are tingling towards a Venom theme.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who grows a full lumberjack beard in the winter and looks like a genuine creeper.