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Conceptual Star Wars Episode VII Poster With Aged Cast

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This is the conceptual Star Wars Episode VII movie poster created by illustrator Adam Schickling imaging the cast from the original trilogy all grown up. It looks like Adam was pretty kind to Carrie Fisher, because that is NOT what I remember her looking like last. Chewbacca? He looks the same as the first day he and Han Solo ever met. Billy Dee Williams? That handsome devil makes me want to go chug an ice-cold Colt 45. WHICH I MIGHT.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees Colt 45 is actually pretty terrible but Billy Dee Williams makes it sound like the best damn drink on earth. That's it, I'm biking to the beer store.

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  • Luke looks like Cliff Richard!

  • Fercho Salinas

    What? I see no love at all for Fisher in the comments here. I found her picture very accurate... and beautiful.

  • Boogie6969

    haha carrie fisher fully CGI'd

  • grimbldoo

    The secret to making people look old...curve their noses.

  • Needs more lightsabers.

  • Fercho Salinas

    Not a single one in the poster. That's strange. Also, the droids are burning.

  • Leigh

    Luke Skywalker grew up to be William H. Macy?

  • Brant_Alan

    Oh no the droids are on fire!

  • ZerglingPack

    Anyone else notice that Mark Hamill is facing slightly away from the "camera," but his nose and his mouth are facing directly at it?

  • Bacta's not perfect

  • kkanemt

    pretty accurate.. except for the princess....

  • Duck O'Death

    This poster is VERY similar to the Temple of Doom poster - same angle of main actor, fire on left, main actress adorned in jewels with dress.

  • Wouldn't the Falcon have some replaced parts by now? Maybe a few panels with just primer on them?

  • X-wing fighter's wings shrink with age?

  • Sigmund Smudge

    My only gripe is, Luke as the wise old Jedi, needs a beard.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Where's Zac Efron playing Lil' Luke?

  • Zac Efron is going to play Luke's penis?

  • Tyler AitchKay

    his haircut makes him perfect for the part!

  • Ana Cristina

    That's Fisher? Riiiight!

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