This is a recent shot of Chuck Norris and his freshly shaven beard and mustache. He looks like a dad. Definitely not the kind of guy you'd imagine roundhouse kicking the devil's pecker off then singing Metallica's 'No Remorse' into it like a karaoke mic. *telephone ringing* Hello? Uh-huh. Okay, I'll tell him. Chuck? That was Jackie O, she said she wants her sunglasses back. I mean, I think you look great in them and all, but you can't go around stealing women's glasses.
Thanks to Michael, who once beat Chuck in paper-rock-scissors three times in a row.
Ugh. Apparently PSY stopped by the set of The Wolverine for some reason and did his little pony dance with Hugh Jackman. It ranks high on my list of things I never want to see. Not as high as "my penis breaking off in my hand," but it's up there.
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In soul crushing news, scientists claim there's no chance of cloning dinosaurs from DNA found in the present day because DNA rapidly deteriorates over time, citing that even under optimal conditions every single bond in DNA is broken in less than 1/10th of the time since the mo... / Continue →
Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added.
This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →