Chuck Norris Shaves Beard, Loses All Mystical Powers

March 21, 2013


This is a recent shot of Chuck Norris and his freshly shaven beard and mustache. He looks like a dad. Definitely not the kind of guy you'd imagine roundhouse kicking the devil's pecker off then singing Metallica's 'No Remorse' into it like a karaoke mic. *telephone ringing* Hello? Uh-huh. Okay, I'll tell him. Chuck? That was Jackie O, she said she wants her sunglasses back. I mean, I think you look great in them and all, but you can't go around stealing women's glasses.

Thanks to Michael, who once beat Chuck in paper-rock-scissors three times in a row.

  • Chuck's beard

    chuck norris died.

  • Tomixus Cowan

    fake and gay this is not chuck... because not even chuck norris can shave chuck norris breads.

  • Eddie Lutz

    His beard is on a top secret commando mission.

  • Pappy Gargamel

    Chuck Norris did NOT shave his beard...his beard simply found a new host.

  • Luka Mlinar

    David Bowie got fat :/

  • Vlad

    SHAMELESS!!! I mean the guy from Shameless

  • Guest

    I bet he useed a battle ax to shave.

  • Sylvain Gagn√©

    Simply a photo just before new beard grows in half second after shaving! With high reflex Nikon snapshot.


  • Idlethoughts

    I feel a disturbance in the force...

  • Ricky Niell

    Chuck "one thousand years of darkness" Norris. LOL

  • Jed Savage

    I didn't recognize him at first. wow.

  • n11

    Horatio from CSI Miami?

  • ZerglingPack

    He looks like someone that Chuck Norris would beat up.

  • Anodos

    Finally, people will see his true self and shut-the-fuck up about him.

  • Pyrblaze

    There's not another fist?? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

  • Ana

    That's like.. social suicide. He killed a legend!

  • TheCheapGamer

    Only Chuck Norris could shave Chuck Norris's beard.

  • Andrew Godsey

    He looks like Tim Allen now.

  • balashi

    Was gonna say Tim Allen with a side of William H. Macy...

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