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Cereal Developed For Increased Sexual Performance

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This is SexCereal, a gender specific granola-mix looking breakfast cereal designed to increase sexual performance. Does it work? No idea. But it does cost $10 per 300-gram bag, while my Apple Jacks only cost $4 for a 400-gram box. Plus have mazes on the back. The male version of SexCereal was blended "to support testosterone and then some" and the female version "to support hormonal balance and then some". I don't know about you, but before I go jumping on the boner-breakfast bandwagon I want to know what that 'and then some' actually is. Is it an erection lasting over eight hours? Because I don't need that. "But I just watched you buy some." I said I didn't need it, not I don't want it.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees the sexiest breakfast is chocolate covered strawberries and champagne in bed. Just don't go dropping any of the strawberries on the sheets or it might look like somebody had an accident, and there's nothing sexy about that.

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  • Kp0w3r

    I remember seeing this on dragons den canada heres the link if you want it
    http://www.cbc.ca/player/Shows...

  • RexScarlet

    kellogg and graham are rolling in the graves; http://stayfreemagazine.org/10...
    google more...

  • If this controls hormonal-ness, I'm pretty sure women should consume one entire package per meal every day.

  • Haris

    Another marketing gimmick

  • Brant_Alan

    SexCereal is easily the laziest name for this.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Two scoops of plumb juicy... rainsins!

  • All it needs is a catchy slogan!
    It's a honey of an O?
    Orgasmically delicious?
    Kid tested. Mother approved?
    Snap. Crackle. Poppin' cherries?
    They're grrreat! For sexual efficiency?

  • Closet Nerd

    Finger Lickin' Good
    ......just sayin

  • JMeyer47

    If you eat it with whole milk, it will make you toot during sex.

  • sparrowinghands

    just make sure you hide it so your kids dont accidentally eat it. lol

  • Just don't go dropping any of the strawberries on the sheets or it might look like somebody had an accident, and there's nothing sexy about that. ... http://www.Makeyourfuture69dol...

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