This is a series of carved wood Bat symbol coffee tables crafted by Charles Lushear of the Bohemian Workshop (previously: the functional NES controller coffee table). DC Comics apparently found out about the tables and allows Charles to display them on his website, but not sell any. You know, in case they want to come out with their own line of wooden coffee tables. That leaves us only one option: making our own. Well, you can make your own. I'm going to cut off four of my fingers and then sue the hardware store for selling a circular saw to a man who was clearly intoxicated.
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Thanks to chichi, who agrees you might want to be careful buying a Bat symbol coffee table if you don't want everybody who comes over thinking you're secretly a superhero.