This is the Willcon Phone Strap 2, a confusingly named cell phone that's allegedly the world's smallest. The $380 (WTF?) Tic-Tac box features a 1-inch color screen, flip-up antennae, 2-hours of talk time, and doesn't even have a camera. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the purpose of a phone that's so small you've actually sacrificed functionality for size. I know some people might argue size doesn't matter, but you and I both know there are penises out there that are too small. Thankfully *putting on cool-guy shades* that's not our problem.
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Thanks to me, for smashing every phone I've ever owned instead of losing them or getting them stolen because at least I got to put them out of their Words With Friends misery myself.