Already Ordered: Rollie, The Egg-On-A-Stick Cooker
This is the $30 Rollie Eggmaster. You just crack an egg into it, and then a cylindrically cooked egg rises from the middle in a couple minutes. Add chopped vegetables and sausage and a stick while it's cooking to make it an omelet on a stick! The possibilities are practically endless. I bet this is the exact sort of thing everybody in the 1950's imagined when they closed their eyes and thought about what life would be like in the future.
Hit the jump for a worthwhile commercial of the magic happening.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees over-easy or GTFO.