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Why You Do That?: Realistic Eyeball Lip Makeup

February 26, 2013 / big trouble in little china, get it away from me, lips, makeup, making things look like other things that they definitely should not, mouth candy, mouth poison, painting things, skills, terrifying, that's it -- who keeps leaving eyeball smudges on all our martini glasses?, why you do that?, yikes, you crazy!

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Because eyes are the windows to the soul but the mouth is where I put all the tacos and Fruit Roll-Ups, Swedish makeup pro Sandra Holmbom decided to combine the two and paint this eyeball on her lips. My cat actually licked my eyeball once, I thought it was going to shrivel up and fall out. You can't get worms that way, can you? But seriously, her lips have EYELASHES. Could you even imagine making out with those? They'd easily be the second hairiest lips I've ever kissed.

Hit the jump for several more shots, no word if Sandra was inspired by the floating eyeball creature from 'Big Trouble In Little China' even though how could she not have been?

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Thanks to Mnemosyne and Julia, neither of which made reference to the floating eyeball creature from 'Big Trouble In Little China'.

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There are Comments
  • Weird Art Museum

    I imagine this would look better on people who have their mouth shut most of the time.

  • beauty34205@gmail.com

    I get it

  • it's like...just the lips itself looked okayish but creepy but when it's the whole face it kinda looked like the zombie invasion

  • Idlethoughts

    Well, there goes my appetite for the rest of the day.

  • Still not the weirdest place i put my penis

  • beauty34205@gmail.com

    I dont feel you

  • Nick

    At first I thought it was an eye with a mouth contact lens!

  • Taiyaki

    Someone's got talent but, why you do that? GAH!

  • Does anyone else think of the Corinthian from Sandman when they look at just the eye mouth picture?

  • Balzakify

    If you have anything other than white teeth the contrast between your teeth and the eyeball is going to show strikingly..

  • I want to f her in the eye.

  • Looks like the Hulk beat you to it.

  • beauty34205@gmail.com

    Ha good one

  • she should drool to make it look like shes crying

  • Tom

    "realistic"

  • Leo

    It sorta looks like she has a pencil mustache and just finished eating a powdered donut, and green stuff.

  • That's one way to make yourself instantly unattractive.

  • Im scared.

  • beauty34205@gmail.com

    Dont be sutch a big baby

  • Closet Nerd

    I see what she is sayin
    ..... just sayin

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