THANKS FOR THE INVITE: Mom Arrested For Hiring Strippers For Son's 16th Birthday Party

February 20, 2013


Because quality parenting is a dying art, a 33-year old mother from South Glens Falls, New York, was recently arrested and charged after hiring two strippers for her 16-year old son's bowling alley birthday party. For reference, when the mother was her son's age she was pregnant with him.

The Nov. 3 party at Spare Time Bowling Alley featured two exotic dancers performing for partygoers as young as 14. The dancers stripped to thong underwear and bras and gave lap dances to some of the teenagers. A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs.

Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper.

Endangering the welfare of a child is a misdemeanor that can carry a prison sentence up to one year. According to the law, endangerment occurs when a person "knowingly acts in a manner likely to be injurious to the physical, mental or moral welfare of a child less than 17 years old."

Whoa whoa whoa -- they only danced in thongs and bras? That's not stripping, that's what's considered 'bikini dancing' and completely different than stripping. Real stripping, as I'm sure most of you are aware involves *ripping off tear-away pants* real nudity! "GW? Why is there a piece of paper towel stuck to your penis?" SHOW'S OVER, THROW YOUR TIPS ON THE STAGE AND LEAVE.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, the majority of which expressed disappointment with their own parents for not thinking of this.

  • Don't agree with the idea. But the fact that she can get arrested in this shows how much freedom we don't have in this country. How can the government decide what I can get for my own kid in my own house?

  • Liang Li

    I'm from that town!!!!!! AWESOMEE! GLENS FALLS 4EVER

  • Terry_Jim

    You're only 16 once,
    but herpes is forever.

  • He only came on the pizza

  • i came here too see that pic ass: http://assets.nydailynews.c...

  • Malandros

    Mom of the year for a straight son. They were just exotic dancers. I hope she doesnt get charged.

  • kimastermike

    I'm sure the only reason she got in trouble was because one kid didn't get the invite, and in his jealousy, exercised his humanity and ruined it for everyone else.

  • Right, so seeing women in thongs and bikins is more damaging to your mental health than having your mom put in jail. I honestly do not think that with the level of sex available through media and with the shit in was doing at that age that that is damaging ot the "moral welfare" of a child. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

  • jimmy

    they have bare-chested women on page 3 of newspapers that kids can buy

  • Anodos

    I agree, girls in underwear isnt so bad. Watch this magic trick, though. Reverse the genders in your head. BAM!

  • Idlethoughts

    I think his point is still true, if the daughter was okay with it.

  • Anodos

    So what do you think would happen in the above pictures situation if you tried it at the bowling alley? Could you just look around "You guys ok with that? With my little stunt?" lolololol

  • Idlethoughts

    Who am I to say, I don't plan on ever being in that situation. Furthermore who are you to say, you know neither my gender, age, or anything else for that matter, remember, "On the internet no one knows your a dog."

    I just meant that "Right, so seeing men in [speedos and underwear] is more damaging to your mental health than having your [dad] put in jail. I honestly do not think that with the level of sex available through media and with the shit in was doing at that age that that is damaging ot the "moral welfare" of a child. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS." is just as right as Daniel's original statement.

    Even if there is a double standard in society with regards gender on certain issues, you still aren't excused for identifying it in your own thoughts and then dismissing it instead of attempting to correct your thinking.

  • Why would male strippers and female birthday goers be any different?There is no sexual intercourse happening and nothing besides what you would normally see at a beach is going on.
    That said due to the sexual culture in america i don't think there would be older male strippers at a 16 yr olds party. Adonos you're coming off as a dumbass with overly conservative values. I get that you may think you're trolling with your twitter or something but you're just coming off as an idiot. Go somewhere else.

  • I'm a little late to this party, but you are a DUMB dumb if you think that adult male strippers with their balls in the face of a female 14 year old wouldn't be completely different. EVERYBODY would be in jail at this point. Probably for a while.

  • Anodos

    I dont have conservative values, lol. I was just pretty sure that if you stripped in your underwear and start pelvic thrusting in a 14 year old girls face, im pretty sure some crazy conservative is gonna call the police.

  • weinerforyourbuns

    I'm pretty sure it was consensual. If a 16 year old which by the way is the age of consent you dummy. Consents to a simulated sex act and infact engages in it it is completely legal. Notice that the strippers weren't arrested.

    You may not be conservative but you are a poor arguer. Go somewhere else.

  • 17 in New York apparently: Know your age of concent!


  • JJtoob

    I've got to hit that beach!

  • melanie hardin

    i just....hate people

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