This is a video of heavily decorated competitive eater Takeru Kobeyashi eating an entire 12" Domino's pizza in a minute at some bro-infested Superbowl party. Not bad, Takeru, but just a cheese pizza? I could have done with the same but with mushrooms and black olives. True story: one time I got a tuna salad sandwich from a gas station and was eating it on the drive home except apparently I wasn't chewing good enough and it got stuck in my throat like a ball of concrete and I puked violently out the window like a block from my house.
Hit the jump for a video and a bonus one of Kobeyashi losing a beer-chugging contest. Come on -- he's an eater, not a drinker!
Thanks to Sam the Slammer, who's either a pog or a professional wrestler.