Paint A Pizza Online, Have It Delivered To Your Door
Paintyourpizza.com is a website where you can Microsoft Paint your own pizza and a participating pizza shop will actually make the pizza. There was at least one participating pizza shop in New York when I looked over the weekend, but now there don't seem to be any. Maybe they're just taking a break. Depending on the complexity of the penis you painted and the colors (ingredients) used, 18" pizzas start around $36. For comparison, you can get a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut that looks like shit delivered for $13. You do the math. "I'm not good at math." Me neither, I think the painted pizza is the better deal though.
Hit the jump for a bunch more examples, but be sure to check out the official site where you can browse all the penises and bad words people painted (and even buy their designs).
Thanks to Jonas, the man behind the painted pizza, for allowing me to create the naked lady pizza I've always dreamed of.