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Paint A Pizza Online, Have It Delivered To Your Door

February 19, 2013 / alternatively make your own at home, expensive but if you will really make pizzas that look like privates that's not that bad a deal, good ideas, great now i want pizza and all i have is the frozen dough and no toppings, ms paint, one time i baked a homemade pizza and it fell on the ground when i was taking it out of the oven and i cried for hours, painting things, pizza, pizza pizza, sure why not

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Paintyourpizza.com is a website where you can Microsoft Paint your own pizza and a participating pizza shop will actually make the pizza. There was at least one participating pizza shop in New York when I looked over the weekend, but now there don't seem to be any. Maybe they're just taking a break. Depending on the complexity of the penis you painted and the colors (ingredients) used, 18" pizzas start around $36. For comparison, you can get a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut that looks like shit delivered for $13. You do the math. "I'm not good at math." Me neither, I think the painted pizza is the better deal though.

Hit the jump for a bunch more examples, but be sure to check out the official site where you can browse all the penises and bad words people painted (and even buy their designs).

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Thanks to Jonas, the man behind the painted pizza, for allowing me to create the naked lady pizza I've always dreamed of.

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  • Village PizzaUK

    nice information about Online Pizza Delivery

  • timburtonist

    You said penis!!!

    I thought you would address it later in the post with a funny joke, but nope.

  • El Jefe

    cool story, bro.

  • Lee Tan

    I hate olives, but I like TMNT, but I HATE olives... More Bacon

  • Judging from the video, the pizzas must taste as disgusting as they look (I thought the cheese on the TMNT pizza were deflated balloons). You only see a handful of people taking their first bite. Well, except for Jonas Lund himself who relaxed his gag reflex long enough to down half a slice.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Those look disgusting...would still eat.

  • Guest

    List of ideas:
    - pizza (pizzaception)
    - Umbrella logo
    - all bacon

  • fgtb34r

    The complexity of the penis? GW you're filthy

  • Nathaniel Hartley

    lol @ the hipster pizza party at the end. for $39 dollars, that pizza better look like van-effing-gogh came back from the afterlife to create that bitch.

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