Original Series Star Trek Footie Pajama Onsies For Adults
This is a line of officially licensed Star Trek footed pajama onsies from Jumpin' Jammerz, which I'm going to go ahead and assume was named in the 90's. You can pick from command gold, engineering (aka 'deathwish') red, or engineering blue, and each one will set you back $65. Then you can run around the house pretending to be part of the Enterprise crew while your kids beg you to stop and please not do that while they have friends over for a sleepover.
Thanks to my lost uncle Evil Ares, who I suspect is just PRETENDING to be my lost uncle because he didn't remember the secret family handshake when I tried to give it to him.