This is a map showing where the most Craigslist 'Missed Connections' happen, according to state. Here in California it's 24 Hour Fitness, which doesn't surprise me because I can barely mount an ellipitical without some tanned and toned hottie trying to get in my bicycle shorts. That was a lie by the way. The number one winner overall? Wal-Mart. Which is weird because the number of times I've ever been interested in someone I saw at Wal-Mart I can count on one hand with no fingers.
Thanks to ET, who's pissed there's no Missed Connections section for outerspace because phoning home and asking if anybody's seen 'a big tittied green alien' isn't working.