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Nightmare Fuel: Sea Lamprey Caught In New Jersey River


Note: Lamprey appears larger in this shot than it actually is due to the perspective, but it's still a large specimen, undoubtedly due to all the hair gel and self-tanner runoff in New Jersey's water supply.

This is the invasive sea lamprey that Redditor jlitch's friend caught while bow fishing in a New Jersey river. It looks like an alien penis, which is never a good look for anything, not even an alien penis.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including one where it's size is obvious.



Thanks to bb and Jeremy, who are never swimming in any body of natural water again. Chlorinated pools only.

There are Comments.
  • schyler

    it looks like an angrey penis

  • That's classified as (high end) food here in Portugal.

  • chris

    And we're absolutely sure this thing is earth born?


  • Idlethoughts

    BURN IT ALL. We've managed to set fire to rivers before, there is no excuse for not cleansing this shit with fire.

  • jimjam

    fairly certain i seen this thing in Premetheus!!!

  • Lindsay Bertrand

    Looks exactly like the aliens in the Steven King movie "Dreamcatcher." pretty scary stuff.

  • Linda Karasz

    hahaha its the Ripley!!

  • disqus_lPeCj4SQYu

    Second ugliest vagina I have ever seen.

  • Dietrich Schnorrenberg

    what was the first....

  • chris
  • V_Ferg

    These pics must be from last year? Last I checked its winter here and although its been pretty mild there are no leaves on trees and im def not wearing a t-shirt. So im wondering why all of a sudden did he release the pics so far from when they were taken?
    Yeah that thing is sick looking though.

  • Grue

    No. No. No. Eff that. Add puddles and all other water sources to the things I want no part of in Jersey.

  • Closet Nerd

    Like I need another reason to never go to NJ again.....
    ..... just sayin

  • kmkr

    The phrase "just sayin" is as old as the hills. Only ten year olds still use it

  • Herbaskerp

    Thing scared the crap out of me before I realized it wasn't that big. I was like THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST

  • Jadis

    it's big enough

  • cabbo

    And George RR Martin wrote 17 chapters about lamprey pie...

  • HunchHunchWhat What?

    this motherfucker shot it with a bow?

  • These photos would be classified as porn in Japan.

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