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I AM YOUR KING: Throne Made Out Of Old Keyboards

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You ever wanted to sit atop a throne made out of old keyboards and yell at the internet to do your bidding? Me too, and now at least one man can because Mike DeWolfe just made one. Just don't expect the internet to ever do what you say. You there, lowly interwebs -- bringeth thy king a mushroom pizza and grape soda, posthaste. "Up yours, GW!" See?

"It is constructed from 20+ computer keyboard mounted to a chair. The keyboards and have been shaped and melted to follow the form of the chair, the shape of the user, and to meld together into a combined whole."

Admittedly, it would be cool to listen to all the keys go clickity-clack as you shift your ass around. Reminds me of when I used to keep my brick phone in my back pocket and whenever I'd sit down I'd accidentally call someone in my phonebook. They'd be like, "Hello? HELLO?" and I'd be all, "Frrrrrbrrrrtptpt."

Hit the jump for shots from all angles.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who sits on a throne made from an old computer chair and pile of dirty laundry. And to clarissa, who has a throne made of gold and rose petals.

There are Comments.
  • westmclarenmerc

    Game of Thrones just became Throne of Gamers.

  • porkleaker

    1st picture, top left. I believe I can identify that plant species.

  • Konstantin

    Unless they were keyboards of his enemies and melted together with dragon fire, I don't care.

  • n_a_a_s

    put a blacklight over that thing & I bet it glows like the floor in a peepshow booth

  • Lee

    Think about how dirty between the keys a normal keyboard is.. now multiply that by chair.

  • He should've used those keyboards to reinforce his plywood door (2nd pic)...

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    so a guy that lives in a trailer park with $15 to spend at the thrift store just to have some asdfg keys stuck up his ass is worthy of a story?

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