This is a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars designed by Taylor Simpson. Granted there's no brake attachment, but let's not kid ourselves, if you've got a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars you're a hipster and riding a fixie anyways. That said, I just switched out my handlebars with bull horns for maximum self-goring if I ever get in an accident. Plus replaced my bike seat with a f***ing cactus.
Hit the jump for one more shot.
Thanks to Courtney, who suggested I get dino peen handlebars which sounds like a terrible waste of a good thing if you ask me.