Kiddy Cosplay: Two Lil Hobbits Captured By Orcs

This is a shot of two kids who are (perhaps unknowingly) cosplaying as two Hobbits that are about to wind up on the dinner table of the orcs behind them. The shot is from a school in Spain where Carnival is in full effect right now (among other places) and where I should be out in the streets drunkenly shaking my thonged ass instead of stuck in this office building with its depressing fluorescent lighting and a half dozen coworkers who want to see me dead. Terrifying fact: when I was eavesdropping by the water cooler earlier there was talk of dropping a piano on my head when I leave the building. "Jesus." Right? They don't even have the decency to not kill me like a cartoon character.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he dressed like a realistic looking lion costume and ran through the streets during Carnival pretending to attack people.
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