Guy Makes An Amazon.com Themed Online Resume
Note: This is only a portion of the resume, I posted a shot of the whole thing after the jump. Or you could just, I don't know, visit dude's website.
This is Philippe Dubost's online resume. It looks like an Amazon.com product page. That's because he -- you're never going to believe this -- designed it to look like an Amazon product page. Crazy when a plan comes together like that, isn't it? Because I designed an online resume to look like an eBay auction but it wound up looking like me watching Youtube videos for two hours, taking a nap, then peeing all over my roommate's toilet seat because he ate the last of my cottage cheese. Who eats another man's cottage cheese? A real sicko, that's who. "Who pees on another person's toilet seat for revenge?" I don't know, maybe somebody who UNDERSTANDS VIGILANTE JUSTICE. I swear, if this were a classroom environment you'd be failing for all the stupid questions you ask me.
Hit the button to see a picture of the whole damn thing if you're in the market for a web product manager (don't bother paying for 2-day shipping though).
Thanks to CaptinStabN, who got his name from the last time his crew tried to mutiny so I wouldn't suggest trying it again.
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