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Girl Lets Boyfriend Tattoo His Name Across Her Face Less Than 24-Hours After Meeting IRL (Originally Met Online)

February 6, 2013 / decisions, different strokes for different folks, face, i'm going to start making all my decisions by flipping a coin i really think i might because right now i don't know if i could do much worse, love, permanent, relationships, russia, tattoo, who am i to judge i'm just a man with a 'samanta' brand across both buttcheeks like i'm just some farm animal, why you do that?, yeah you did

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This is Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia. She let her tattoo artist boyfriend Rouslan Toumaniantz ink his name across her face the first time they met in real life after starting a relationship online. Rouslan must really have a thing for face tattoos because he's the same dude that was accused (and later acquitted) of tattooing 56 stars on that one girl's face after she allegedly only asked for three. *bashing face on keyboard* fghnbvfghvf hjhyj rty7hhgffg hvnfghfghbnv I just don't even know anymore. I really did beat my head on the keyboard to type that though.

The pair - who'd met on an online chat room - say they quickly fell 'head over heels in love' and soon after met in Moscow, Russia, where they decided to get married.


'It's a symbol of our eternal devotion. I'd like him to tattoo every inch of my body," she said.

The tattoo-mad former art student whose sister is also a tattoo artist added that above her eyebrow he had written All For Love.

'I know that there are people who are terrified that Lesya has made a rash decision that she'll regret horribly, but sometimes the best decisions are the ones you make in an instant with your heart rather than the ones long-debated in your mind.

Good call bro. As a matter of fact, ALL my best decisions have been made in an instant with my heart rather than the ones long-debated in my mind. You know why? "Your brain sucks." It's pure shit. Hey, at least if these two lovebirds ever break up she won't have to paint her face to go to an ICP concert.

Hit the jump for a before shot of Lesya and several other afters.

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Thanks to bb, Jay, Mr. Turtle, alexis, Fiona, David B and Christina, who all agree love makes people do crazy things. This isn't one of them though, this was totally legit.

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There are Comments

  • I was an idiot when I was 18, and had a guys initials tattooed on my shoulder. I regretted it for years. Finally back in 2010 I chose to get it covered up with a triquetra, and I'm so happy with it now. I learned not to ever put a guys/girls name/initials on your body. I had to learn the hard way, so does she.

  • Klinger

    My favorite bit is them sitting back laughing at us cunts who don't have a clue how 'special' their love is, and the absolute shits and giggles us fuckers get in eight weeks time. It is so rare to be so right, and I appreciate these apes being ignorant enough to convince themselves how on the money they are. Welcome to tomorrow, you fuckwits. Us blokes need chicks like you to keep feminism in the last century, and us on top of the shitheap without excuse.

  • Looks like it says Russia to me

  • You guys aren't thinking of the bright side. If she lets him do THIS to her face just think what ELSE she might let him do to her face. Know what I mean? I'm talking about pearl facemask. Skeet skeet skeet. Awwwww yeah. She likes anal too.

  • yourstruely

    I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS TOPIC! YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE IM USING ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh dear God has he gaged his nose? Someone please kill him before he can spawn. That is just disgusting beyond imagine.

  • wow how sad, she was so pretty

  • I always make rash decisions within 24 hours. In fact, if the clock has passed 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds, it's not a life altering decision worth making any more.

  • Marie CK

    Way to go everyone who managed to move away from the main topic of the article and turn the comments section into a political and religious debate.. Cause it's like there's not enough of that elsewhere.

  • Jon

    Dad must be so proud.

  • what is concerning to me is that she is so young to make such a permanent decision of practically tattooing her whole face. she is just 18. i think the chances of her regretting are high, and the chances are high that this quick, young romance will be short lived

  • Still a large clear area on her forehead for him to tattoo "STUPID".

  • CheriDunston

    Sounds like a good plot for a scary movie. Girl meets boy online, girl meets boy irl & he tattoos his name across her WHOLE face. A few weeks later he gets bored and moves on to someone new, but the jilted online girl keeps stalking him. In the end, last thing he sees is his name on her face as she kills him.. or something like that. Feel free to improve on my hastily sketched plot.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    under that tattoo it looks like she used to be pretty..... he looks like a klingon banged a ferangi. and he looks that way intentionally

    bottom pic: She is fucking an orc.

  • Sam Walton

    /me has no tattoos, is completely satisfied with the outer metal skin he has and has nothing against others with tattoos.

  • Marlena M

    I'm gonna call her SCRIBBLE FACE for short because STUPID FUCK would offend my mama.

  • peter_mil5

    SWAG

  • agatha

    This is the same dude that did those 13 stars on that girl's face! (She said she fell asleep.. But said she lied) So this guy needs to get some help, he is clearly into abusing people's faces or something! :/ Sicko! And that girl must be a moron too... (Love makes blind?)

  • Panzimar

    Clearly she is the victim of a new internet meme and is the first to have been Darth Mauled.

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